No one cares about decrypting your password

Hackers have published almost 15 gigabytes worth of password data, donation records, and source code taken during the recent hack of the Patreon funding website.

Troy Hunt of have i been pwned? found 2.3M unique email addresses in the data. This is a pretty huge breach.

[Hashing passwords with bcrypt means] crackers would have to devote vast amounts of time and resources to crack the hashes. 

This is stupid, the passwords are meaningless. The database appears to  contains mailing addresses, email, real names, donation amounts and correspondence. That makes it very easy to target people very specifically and with seemingly meaningful information based on actual relationships. 

All this focus on passwords misses the point: Most passwords only unlock a small amount of information or resources. Most passwords are like house keys, they protect a small amount of stuff. Why would a criminal bother picking the lock on your front door if they already had a master key to every home in your city?